24 funny drop quotes - Wordgag

Feel like if a bunch of gays were stranded on a desert island, they’d all drop that voice thing in, like, a day.

May 29, 2026

I admire how, when babies don’t want to hold something anymore, they just drop it.

May 29, 2026

The moment when I drop my phone, but my fast reflexes slam it into a bloody wall.

May 28, 2026

I can still drop it like it’s hot. It’s just a lot harder to pick it back up.

May 28, 2026

The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

May 27, 2026

Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

May 27, 2026

May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

May 26, 2026

Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

May 24, 2026

Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?

May 24, 2026

“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

May 24, 2026

Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

May 23, 2026

Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

May 23, 2026

I was dropped as an adult.

May 23, 2026

That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

May 23, 2026

My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.

May 22, 2026

I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.

May 21, 2026

Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

May 21, 2026

My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

May 21, 2026

I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

May 21, 2026

I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

May 21, 2026

Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

May 21, 2026

Due to personal reasons, I won’t be dropping it like it’s hot anymore.

May 20, 2026

My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I drop some on the floor, and I don’t eat those ones.

May 19, 2026

You ever hold an iPhone without a case on it? You can almost feel its eagerness to toss itself onto some pavement.

May 18, 2026