Commentary:
Sounds like a solid calorie reduction strategy! Now where can I get these self-dropping chips? 😂🍟🧹
24 Funny drop quotes
You ever hold an iPhone without a case on it? You can almost feel its eagerness to toss itself onto some pavement.
Commentary:
Bold of you to assume I've ever taken the case off—it's like giving buttered toast a chance to land face down!
Feel like if a bunch of gays were stranded on a desert island, they’d all drop that voice thing in, like, a day.
Commentary:
🏝️🌈 "Survival or serving looks, that's the new dilemma!" 😂
I admire how, when babies don’t want to hold something anymore, they just drop it.
Commentary:
Proof that babies are the original mic drop artists 🎤👶✨
The moment when I drop my phone, but my fast reflexes slam it into a bloody wall.
Commentary:
Wait, did I just unlock a secret phone-hurling skill? 📱➡️🧱😅
I can still drop it like it’s hot. It’s just a lot harder to pick it back up.
Commentary:
Dropping it is the easy part—retrieving it? That's where the real workout happens! 😂🙌🔥
The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.
Commentary:
"Truly a time when our phones had more flight experience than I do! 🕊️📱 #NostalgicChaos"
Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.
Commentary:
"Sometimes you gotta let go for that 'sunkissed' perspective! 😎🌊😂"
May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.
Commentary:
"Sending him wishes for gravity to work overtime! 📱💥😂 #KarmaInAction"
Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.
Commentary:
Ah, the good ol' days when we had to navigate through the treacherous world of elementary school without our trusty hydration, communication, or snack devices 📵🍎 The real survival of the fittest! Just shows that we truly are the resilient generation 💪🏼📚 #ThrowbackThursday #Survivors