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Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

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2 months ago

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As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.

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5 months ago

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Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

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2 months ago

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Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

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2 months ago

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I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

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2 months ago

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My bra isn’t just padded — it’s also filled with cookie and chip crumbs.

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3 months ago

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57 shares on Reddit this month:

Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

27 shares on Slack this month:

Slipping into something a little more comfortable (psychosis).

34 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

37 shares on WeChat this month:

I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.

61 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m sick of diarrhea. I want to livarrhea.

68 shares on YouTube this month:

Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

64 shares on Telegram this month:

I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

92 shares on YouTube this month:

Eating the sticker on an apple counts as 35% of your daily fiber intake.

20 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

19 shares on Facebook this month:

I have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data.

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Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

“You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

Follow your dreams – ideally in a field that will still require humans when you graduate.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

Panties is such a weird word. Panties. I can’t say it sexy.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.

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Going bananas on WhatsApp:

The miracle of DoorDash is that I just pick up my phone, punch a few things into it, and within half an hour I have, at my door, a $52 salad.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I really don’t get enough praise for someone who doesn’t need validation from others.

Going viral on Facebook:

If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I went from dancing with myself in the 80s to talking to myself now.

Just landed via Instagram:

Remember that your face is literally a combination of hundreds of generations of people who fell in love!

Seen just now on Slack:

I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

Broadcasted on Threads:

I’m at the age where living in the woods and arguing with a raccoon sounds like a peaceful retirement plan.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

The way that we’re constantly told not to eat silica gel makes me suspect that it contains all the world’s forbidden knowledge.

Breaking via TikTok:

Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

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I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

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Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.

Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

My bra isn’t just padded — it’s also filled with cookie and chip crumbs.

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