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52 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

34 shares on Telegram this month:

There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

90 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.

17 shares on Snapchat this month:

Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

45 shares on Pinterest this month:

Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?

27 shares on WeChat this month:

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

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The lion can’t keep living like this.

46 shares on Slack this month:

It’s not ‘drinking alone’ if you’re at work.

86 shares on Instagram this month:

I hate being a wage slave. I want to be a streamer that does nothing but react to videos all day, and then complain about how hard my life is.

65 shares on Twitch this month:

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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Where have you been all of my life and can you please go back there?

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We need a true crime show called Downtown Stabby.

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I won $6 on a scratch-off last night. Out of my way, peasants!

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We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

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What would boomers do without their paper shredder?

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Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

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Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

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Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

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I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.

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Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

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It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

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Killing with kindness is a murder by compliments.

Breaking via Instagram:

The ability to adjust your vocabulary based on who you’re speaking to is a valuable life skill that many people lack.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work.

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Every squad has that person who has to go home early.

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Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

Making waves on Twitch:

Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

Live now on Facebook:

I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

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Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…

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I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

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I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause my kids will roast you.

Hand sanitizer will find a cut you didn’t even know you had.

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I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

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Internet strangers offer the best advice.

Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause my kids will roast you.

Hand sanitizer will find a cut you didn’t even know you had.

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