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I love 12 a.m. to 5 a.m. The world is so quiet.

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You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

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Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

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Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

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Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

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Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

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Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

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My son loves Monty Python. My work here is done.

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If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

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Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

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I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

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Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

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I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

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If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

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I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

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Some woman is out there right now, pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio’s next girlfriend.

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White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.

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Since I stopped texting first, I haven’t heard from a lot of people in a while.

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I caught your husband cheating on you at an Alanis concert, and thought you, you, you oughta know.

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Slipping into something more comfortable, another dimension.

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Even wild things have slow mornings.

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Convinced my kid her harmonica didn’t work because the instructions were missing.

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My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

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I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

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Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

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Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.

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