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I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

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Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

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A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

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I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

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The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

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I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

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All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.

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Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

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If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

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Does your blood pump that way just for me?