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“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

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Sorry, I can’t go out this weekend. I went out last weekend, and I’m still recovering from that.

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Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.

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Nostalgia is mostly dumb nonsense, but movie rental stores were legitimately better than streaming.

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Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

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This too shall pass, but what the hell?

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59 shares on Reddit this month:

I only drink when I people.

28 shares on Reddit this month:

There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

14 shares on Reddit this month:

Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

69 shares on Threads this month:

Killing with kindness is a murder by compliments.

46 shares on Twitch this month:

If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

48 shares on TikTok this month:

Weird me out? No. You’ve weirded me in. Let’s merge souls.

90 shares on X this month:

Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

21 shares on X this month:

Imagine you get to the gates of heaven and they make you download an app to go in.

91 shares on X this month:

People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

59 shares on WeChat this month:

If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

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You’re not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.

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Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.

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If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

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Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

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People in my real life annoy me, so I come online to annoy you.

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Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.

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At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen.

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Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.

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Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

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People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

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Freshly posted on Slack:

I got so lost there for a minute (several years).

Trending via Snapchat:

There’s protein in foods that have never been protein before.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

Just shared via X:

If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

Just shared via Threads:

Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

Seen just now on Messenger:

75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

Seen just now on YouTube:

I only accept apologies in cash.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I was googling the best time to visit Italy. It is when you have money.

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Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?

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“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

Sorry, I can’t go out this weekend. I went out last weekend, and I’m still recovering from that.

Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.

Nostalgia is mostly dumb nonsense, but movie rental stores were legitimately better than streaming.

Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

This too shall pass, but what the hell?

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