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Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

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Where do you see yourself five beers from now? What’s your five-beer plan?

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I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going.

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Sorry I left you on read, I didn’t mean to open it just yet.

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Whoever said it was okay to let your pets sleep in your bed, thanks a lot, now my goldfish is dead.

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I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

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To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

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I’ve noticed that when young people now talk about “old people”, they mean me.

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I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

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You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

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The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

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Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

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Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

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I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

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For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.

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Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

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After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to kiss today.

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She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.

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Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.

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A DM? Flirt on the timeline like a real man.

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Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

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If you like pointing out beautiful scenery to three people who are on their phones, a family road trip is for you.

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My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

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Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.

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My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

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How to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs.

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I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

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Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.

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But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

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Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode?

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I’ll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi.

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I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

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I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

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Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

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Some days you’re the bat, some days you’re the ball.

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The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror.

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I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

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Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

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