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I’d rather be spotted in a strip club than a Subway.

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Spicing up my life one dollar bill at a time! 🕺💵🥪

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged awkward, awkward situation, club, embarrassment, humor, ID, preference, setting, situation, social, social setting, strip, strip club, Subway on May 19, 2026 by slickboy.

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