If a door closes, Iβm just going to open it again. Posted onJan 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Who knew doors needed manners? πͺππ€·ββοΈ Related funny posts π When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work. If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this. When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut. Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea. Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.