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And here we thought we missed the circus! 🎪💩🤣
19 Funny persistence quotes
People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?
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My secret? It's like shouting into the void, where the only echo is my unshakeable confidence 😂📣🕳️
If a door closes, I’m just going to open it again.
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Who knew doors needed manners? 🚪🙄🤷♂️
Just got revenge on someone who wronged me many, many years ago. Never relax, I’m coming.
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Years later and still serving up cold dishes 🍽️😎 Revenge isn't a fast food! 🍔⏳
If you break up with the same person enough times, you eventually get married. Never give up.
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Sounds like the ultimate practice-makes-perfect relationship strategy! 💍🤣
I’ve spent years struggling to prove that the sunk-cost fallacy isn’t actually a fallacy. No sense in giving up now, though.
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Still working on my PhD in stubbornness! 😂💼🎓
This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never fucking ends.
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Just when you think you've reached the end of the bullshit, another chapter drops 🍂📖🔄🤦♂️
The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.
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"Zero likes? That's just me having a private conversation with my biggest fan! 🤣🗣️ #SelfieSupport"
Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.
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"Boyfriends: the seasonal flu 🤧. Reply guys: that one indestructible cockroach 🪳😂."
Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.
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"Well, at least you're consistent in your journey from the bottom! 😂 Keep aiming high, you'll get there eventually! 🚀 #PerseveranceGoals"