If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime. Posted onSep 22, 20233 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!” I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions. Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost. Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them. The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence.
