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If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I ca…

If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I ca…

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"Looking for a cheap energy source? Look no further! Just ask any parent with a child who suddenly becomes a night owl at bedtime for a limitless and renewable energy supply! 🔋💤 #ParentingPowerSource"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bedtime, child, cost, cost effective, effective, endless, endless energy, energy, humor, i, parenting, supply, tired on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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