Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah, the glamorous life of a barn animal β biannual teeth cleaning and all! π¦·π Who knew farm life could be so chic? π #BarnyardGlam #SparklingSmile" Related funny posts π€ Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older. If only my teeth were as white as my legs. Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s. You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and theyβll be like βohhh, thatβs actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.β And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”