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Playful quote imagining a humorous battle with a gummy bear.

If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear.

Commentary:
"If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it's a gummy bear 🐻🍬! At least I can enjoy the sweetness of victory 😄."

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bear, ever, fight, gummy, hope, humor, i, joke, wish on May 22, 2026 by slickboy.

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