Commentary:
Who knew that the secret to world peace was just to make everything gummy? 🤔🧸🍬
Funny gummy quotes
What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.
Commentary:
"Oh no, imagine embarking on a wild gummy bear hunt! 🍬🐻 Who knew grocery store aisles were their natural habitat? Better sharpen those skills with a candy safari guide! 🤣 #WildGummyBearChase"
If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear.
Commentary:
"If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it's a gummy bear 🐻🍬! At least I can enjoy the sweetness of victory 😄."
Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’
Commentary:
"Who knew gummy bears could be so deadly? 🐻😂 Just watch out for those sneaky sugar-coated killers! Death by bear attack… of the candy variety. 🍬💀 #SweetToothGoneWrong"