If I were karma, I’d watch my back.

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At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

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After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

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Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

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My idea of fun is watching something on the TV while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone.

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If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.

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Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

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Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

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Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

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Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

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I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.