If I were karma, I’d watch my back. Posted onJan 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Karma must be hitting the gym, lifting some iron π€πͺπ Related funny posts π I didnβt believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday. If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt. Witnessing karma is awesome . . . witnessing instant karma is more awesome. I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now. Fitness influencer: Itβs important to listen to your body. Body: Youβre old. And you want lasagna.