If I were karma, I’d watch my back. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Karma must be hitting the gym, lifting some iron 🤔💪😄 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Witnessing karma is awesome . . . witnessing instant karma is more awesome. If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist. Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord. I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people. Me: Do you have the movie I want to watch? Netflix: No, but we have hundreds of movies that you don’t want to watch!