12 funny duck quotes - Wordgag

Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

May 21, 2026

My ducks are not even remotely in a row. My ducks are in places no duck has ever gone before.

Apr 1, 2026

My ducks: in a row. My elephant: addressed. My eggs: several baskets. My bigger fish: fried.

Apr 1, 2026

Maybe I prefer my ducks scattered about.

Mar 29, 2026

Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?

Mar 29, 2026

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.

Mar 26, 2026

On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

Mar 26, 2026

God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

Mar 26, 2026

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

Mar 26, 2026

There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

Mar 26, 2026

I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

Mar 26, 2026

If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling?

Mar 25, 2026