If itโs one thing weโve learned hiking, it’s the early bird that gets the face full of spiderwebs. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Spiders: the OG interior decorators of nature. ๐ท๏ธ๐๏ธ๐ Related Funny Quotes ๐ค The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot. Eating trail mix should count as hiking. Just saw the fattest bird. This guy must get up early as hell. God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change! People say that they want to be tall, but don’t realize how many times tall people are assaulted by spiderwebs.