If it’s one thing we’ve learned hiking, it’s the early bird that gets the face full of spiderwebs. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Spiders: the OG interior decorators of nature. 🕷️🏞️🌅 Related funny posts 😂 Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting. I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times. My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home. Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars. It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!