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Funny early bird quotes

I’m not an early bird or a night owl, I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

If it’s one thing we’ve learned hiking, it’s the early bird that gets the face full of spiderwebs.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

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