Funny spiderweb quotes

Funny text about procrastination: deleting a four-year-old spiderweb video to free phone space.

My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

Commentary:
"Well, that spiderweb video was a crucial part of my phone's memory bank for so long, but it's time to make space for more important things like 100 more cat memes 📱🕷️🕸️ #PrioritiesShifted"

Humorous quote about chaos in San Francisco with spiderwebs and skeletons everywhere.

God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

Commentary:
Looks like Spider-Man's vacation home has truly taken over San Francisco 🕷️🕸️ Who knew skeletons were part of the city's new sidewalk landscaping plan? 💀 Change is definitely needed, or else we might have to start giving out arachnid and anatomy tours! 🏙️ #SpookySanFran