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Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

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That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

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“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.

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Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

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No one is more surprised than my kids every night when I say it’s bed time.

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For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

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Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

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Sex makes you happy. So I understand your dissatisfaction.

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Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

Just shared via Discord:

I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

Live now on Telegram:

“No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation.

Making waves on Messenger:

Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

Just landed via Reddit:

Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?

Freshly posted on Slack:

The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

Trending via Discord:

Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

Going viral on Pinterest:

Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.

If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.

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If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.

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Oh, the fragrance of Audacity, a delightful blend of entitlement and disregard for authority, with top notes of eye-rolling and a hint of Snapchat filter sass 👃💁‍♂️. Perfect for capturing that essence of modern youth – wear it with a touch of mischief and a sprinkle of memes! 😜 #KidsTheseDays #AudacityPerfume

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Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

Welcome to Netflix. We have everything but what you want to watch.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

If you eat well and exercise, you’ll die fit.

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The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.

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I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Slack:

My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

Just landed via Discord:

Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

Going viral on Messenger:

I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

Live now on Facebook:

Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?

Reported on Slack:

Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

Making waves on X:

If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

Reported on YouTube:

I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

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My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

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I’m really good at compromising as long as I get my way.

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