12 funny perfume quotes - Wordgag

Perfume is key, but deodorant is keyer and showering is keyest.

Mar 31, 2026

Wearing expensive perfume to work feels like such a waste. This should be under someone’s full body weight, not in a corporate setting.

Mar 31, 2026

Forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling.

Mar 31, 2026

I wish I could Shazam a perfume.

Mar 31, 2026

Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

Mar 28, 2026

Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

Mar 27, 2026

I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

Mar 26, 2026

If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.

Mar 26, 2026

I love when I can smell my perfume on myself, like damn girl, you smell delicious.

Mar 24, 2026

Perfume and jewelry are two things you can never go wrong with gifting me.

Mar 22, 2026

Bisexual just means that I wear perfume with my men’s deodorant.

Mar 22, 2026

Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

Mar 22, 2026