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If life has taught me one thing, it’s that I need more money.

If life has taught me one thing, it’s that I need more money.

Commentary:
"Ah, the wise teachings of life – always pointing us towards the direction of the nearest ATM 💸💰 Just another gentle reminder that money does make the world go 'round…and maybe a little faster if we had more of it! 😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged humor, i, lesson, life, me, money, need, thing on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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