If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don’t know exactly what they do. My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from. The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity? Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity. Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?
