People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

Took a personality test and the results just said “uh-oh”

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

I took my kids to the zoo when they were small, I wonder how they are getting on now.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

Website: We use cookies to improve our performance. Me: Same!

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

I got called “pretty” today! Well, the full sentence was “You’re pretty annoying,” but I only focus on the positive things.