If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I'd just laugh and search with them. It's like a twisted scavenger hunt where the prize is realizing I'm broke!" Related Funny Posts š¤ Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money? Currently helping my husband look for his $20 I spent yesterday. Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though. Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane? You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.