If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them. Posted on5 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I'd just laugh and search with them. It's like a twisted scavenger hunt where the prize is realizing I'm broke!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time. Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke. If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600. Live, laugh, leftovers. Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.