Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.
  • Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.
  • Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”
  • That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.
  • I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.
  • Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.