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If you aren’t sleeping with me, then you’re sleeping against me.

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Is my bed a secret wrestling ring I didn't know about? 🤔🤼‍♂️🛌

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged humor, love, me, partnership, relationship, rivalry, sleeping, wordplay on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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