23 funny strategy quotes - Wordgag

The older I get, the easier it is for me to look at a situation and say: “Yeahhh, I’m out.”

May 19, 2026

It amazes me how many battles in the first two years of the Civil War were decided by which side woke up the earliest.

May 6, 2026

If you want to sell something to a woman, show her other women using it. If you want to sell something to a man, prove to him no other man has it.

Apr 1, 2026

Being smart is a curse. You see the game, the lies, the patterns, but you still gotta play dumb to survive.

Apr 1, 2026

The homie who’s ultimately just a pawn in your grand scheme.

Apr 1, 2026

The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit.

Mar 31, 2026

Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

Mar 30, 2026

It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

Mar 30, 2026

Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

Mar 29, 2026

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

Mar 28, 2026

Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

Mar 28, 2026

Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

Mar 27, 2026

I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized they’d stolen my entire social strategy.

Mar 27, 2026

Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

Mar 26, 2026

Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

Mar 25, 2026

You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

Mar 25, 2026

My chess strategy is eating one of your pieces every time you look away.

Mar 24, 2026

I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.

Mar 24, 2026

How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

Mar 24, 2026

Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

Mar 23, 2026

There are some websites where my password management strategy is to just hit “Forgot my password” every time I need to log in.

Mar 23, 2026

If you sit down to play a game of chess and your opponent punches you in the face, you’re not going to prevail by getting better at chess.

Mar 23, 2026

UNO is based on luck unless I win, then it’s based on strategy, and I’m a genius.

Mar 22, 2026