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When "flight" becomes my default setting in "fight or flight" mode 😂✌️🏃♂️
23 Funny strategy quotes
It amazes me how many battles in the first two years of the Civil War were decided by which side woke up the earliest.
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The early bird catches the cannonball! 🐦🔫😄
If you want to sell something to a woman, show her other women using it. If you want to sell something to a man, prove to him no other man has it.
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I guess men want to be exclusive and women want to be in the club! 😂🙋♀️🙋♂️ #TrendsettersVsTrailblazers
Being smart is a curse. You see the game, the lies, the patterns, but you still gotta play dumb to survive.
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Trying to play "smartly dumb," but my brain keeps giggling at the irony 🤓🙃🎭
The homie who’s ultimately just a pawn in your grand scheme.
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When your buddy thinks they're playing chess but they're actually just the first domino 😂♟️🔄
The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit.
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Trying to guess my opponent's next move is like predicting a cat's mood 🐱🤯♟️
Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.
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Shipping charges? Never heard of them—I'm too busy unlocking *free delivery* levels with my new skills in girl math! 💁♀️🛍️📦
It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.
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"Life hack: Always keep an extra ace up your sleeve… and a good poker face! 🤫🃏😄"
Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.
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"Ah, the silent office camaraderie of locking eyes with a fellow meeting sufferer, sharing a moment of 'Can you believe this?' without saying a word. 🤨👀 It's like our secret language of sanity in a sea of corporate absurdity!"
If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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"Remember, if you can't beat them, there's always the option to hire a professional beat-maker. Just make sure to check their references first!"