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"Decisions, decisions… Do you go for the snacks and embrace temporary happiness 🍫 or resist temptation and spiral into a pit of despair? 😩 It's a tough call, but remember: in snack we trust! 😂 #SnackLife"

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We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

48 shares on Pinterest this month:

In England “booster shot” is spelled “borchestershire shot”.

45 shares on Threads this month:

I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.

25 shares on Facebook this month:

The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.

25 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.

16 shares on Facebook this month:

Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.

24 shares on WeChat this month:

There are no adults in the room. The cavalry is not coming. Everything was built by people no smarter than you.

10 shares on Twitch this month:

A micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away.

24 shares on WeChat this month:

I’ve never met a garlic bread I didn’t get on with.

91 shares on TikTok this month:

My toddler asked if we could go to the zoo today, and I said, “I can’t see that happening.” Then she literally left the room and came back with my glasses.

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You ever wake up from your dreams impressed? Like, damn, that narrative structure was phenomenal.

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Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

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User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

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When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

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Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

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I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

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Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

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You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

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What’s a beginner question to ask for someone just getting into being nosy?

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You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

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Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.

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Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

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I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

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“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

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Life is a highway and I’m afraid to merge.

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In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

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Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

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I just be giggling, then start thinking about bills and remember ain’t nothing funny.

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When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

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If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs.

Wonder if I should do something with my life, or kind of just continue to hang out.

I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

Had a fight with an erection this morning. Beat it single-handed.

Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

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If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs.

Wonder if I should do something with my life, or kind of just continue to hang out.

I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

Had a fight with an erection this morning. Beat it single-handed.

Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

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