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"Decisions, decisions… Do you go for the snacks and embrace temporary happiness 🍫 or resist temptation and spiral into a pit of despair? 😩 It's a tough call, but remember: in snack we trust! 😂 #SnackLife"

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Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.

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I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

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To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

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Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.

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Ohhh, I just realised you can change your facial expression. I was just doing the one.

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If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

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13 shares on Messenger this month:

How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

39 shares on Snapchat this month:

Celery is depressing green water wafers.

62 shares on Threads this month:

Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

95 shares on WeChat this month:

I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.

46 shares on TikTok this month:

The answer is always no, I did not get enough sleep.

63 shares on Snapchat this month:

Another day waiting, and wishing, and wanting.

58 shares on Messenger this month:

One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

82 shares on Instagram this month:

Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.

77 shares on YouTube this month:

Problems are like balls. Everyone thinks they have bigger ones than you.

27 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

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I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

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I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

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Icarus loved hot wings.

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Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

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I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

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Someone tongue kissed me recently in a way I can only describe as 5th base.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

Females be naked so much online, I be like, damn, I bet she look good in a sweater.

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I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

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Sorry I’m late. It’s just because of who I am as a person.

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Babe, is everything OK? You’ve barely accomplished anything at all in your entire life.

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Live now on YouTube:

The circus does not condone the actions being taken by its monkeys.

Just landed via Messenger:

Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

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Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

A friend of mine decided to cut all the toxic people out of his life, or so I was informed.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

Breaking via Reddit:

If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

Breaking via Telegram:

Your woman will take 2 hours to get ready, but if you don’t have your shoes on when she is ready, you’re the problem.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

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If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

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Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.

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To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.

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