Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.
  • What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?
  • May your coffee kick in, before reality does.
  • Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?
  • Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.
  • Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.