Me, watching porn: theyβre just going to let that pizza get cold? Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When your priorities are hot pizza over hot scenes! ππ #PlotTwist" Related funny posts π€ Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza. The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat! Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny. Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing. That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.