16 funny proud quotes - Wordgag

Wow, you did such a great job clicking in your little spreadsheets today. Super proud of you.

May 30, 2026

Nothing humbles you faster than rereading something you were proud of yesterday.

May 29, 2026

I hope my parents feel proud. They scared me so bad about getting pregnant as a teenager that now they’re never getting grandkids.

May 29, 2026

Adulting is difficult. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next minute you feel like you’re not doing enough.

May 28, 2026

Making a record-breaking number of bad choices today, I’m really proud of myself.

May 27, 2026

I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

May 27, 2026

If you want to make your mother proud, make her my mother-in-law.

May 26, 2026

Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

May 25, 2026

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

May 25, 2026

I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

May 25, 2026

As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

May 24, 2026

If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

May 21, 2026

So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

May 21, 2026

Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.

May 21, 2026

I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.

May 21, 2026

I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.

May 20, 2026