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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock…

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock…

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🔑 "If you ever find yourself locked out of your house, don't panic! Just strike up a friendly conversation with your stubborn lock. Remember, communication is key in all relationships – even with inanimate objects!" 😉 Unlock your way back in with some smooth talk!

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged calm, communication, ever, house, humor, key, lock, locked, talk on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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