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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key.

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key.

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🔑 "If you ever find yourself locked out of your house, don't panic! Just strike up a friendly conversation with your stubborn lock. Remember, communication is key in all relationships – even with inanimate objects!" 😉 Unlock your way back in with some smooth talk!

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged calm, communication, ever, house, humor, key, lock, locked, talk on Nov 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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