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If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

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Wake up, the thinking isn’t going to overthink itself.

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Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career.

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I’d rather you don’t watch me while I’m liking my own post.

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I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

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Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

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Sometimes when I’m having a particularly stressful day, I take a pregnancy test to remind myself that at least one thing in my life is still going as planned.

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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key.

Seems like the mosquitoes swiped right on me.

The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.

Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.

Everybody looks sexier when they are happy.

I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.

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Most of your problems emanate from assuming that you are intelligent. Ease into your stupidity, and be free.

Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

Getting your hair washed by someone else is one of life’s greatest joys no one really speaks about often.

Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

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Just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted.

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Trying to make sense of other people’s actions will drive you to insanity.

Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

They should invent a relationship that doesn’t turn into the worst experience of my entire life.

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Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.

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Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

Everyone is getting idioter.

They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.

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