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If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

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Oh, you thought that upper lip mole was all the charm I had to offer? Just you wait until you catch a glimpse of that intriguing dark spot on my MRI – now *that's* a conversation starter! 🧐🔍 #MysterySpot #MedicalMagnetism

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged confidence, dark, dark spot, health, humor, lip, mole, MRI, self-deprecation, sexy, spot, upper, wait on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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