If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.

If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.

Commentary:
“Surviving without starring in a murder documentary? That’s an achievement to celebrate! 🕵️‍♂️🔪💼 Just another reminder that your life is drama-free… well, at least of the crime scene kind! 😅👏”

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