Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.
  • Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?
  • I need you to put the fun in refund!
  • I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.
  • Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.
  • You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo.