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😆 📚 "If reading were a skill, I'd gladly return it after seeing this!" 📚😆
37 Funny posts quotes
Life isn’t funny, why should my posts be?
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Life may not be funny, but my post is at least three giggles and a snort worthy 😂🤪 #ComedyGoals
Staying up all night so I don’t miss any good posts.
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This is the perfect plan for social media FOMO 😂 Who needs sleep when you have memes 🌙✨
I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.
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When you’re single and supportive but might need to borrow one yourself 😂💁♀️❤️
Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.
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Still buffering in the morning like a Wi-Fi connection in the basement 😂📱🌛
If you think my posts are horrid, wait until you see the live stream of my colonoscopy.
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Sounds like a real gut-wrenching performance, can't wait for the behind-the-scenes content! 🍿🩺😂
I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.
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"Note to self: stop writing my autobiography in meme format! 📚😂🔍"
Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.
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"Important daily routine: brush teeth, comb hair, wash face, and, of course, boost my algorithm 🦷🪥💁♀️😂✨"
Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”
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"Time travelers be like: 'We found your embarrassing 2012 post! 😅🤦♂️ #DigitalArchaeology #BraceForImpact'"
If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.
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"Stealing my post? I guess my sense of humor is now considered charity work! 😂📦"