I need money, not feelings. Posted onMay 25, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs to be showered with affection when you can be showered with dollar bills? Money talks, feelings whisper… quietly in the corner." Related funny posts π€ We decided to have money instead of children. Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldnβt afford to pay in a different color. Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status. They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”. Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.