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Funny quote about prioritizing cash over emotions, with a playful and witty vibe.

I need money, not feelings.

Commentary:
"Who needs to be showered with affection when you can be showered with dollar bills? Money talks, feelings whisper… quietly in the corner."

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, feeling, financial, financial needs, humor, life, life advice, money, need, needs, priorities, sarcasm on May 25, 2026 by slickboy.

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