I’m a strong, independent woman, but like, against my… … Commentary:"When life throws independence at you and you're stuck with it, but hey, at least I can open my own pickle jars now! 🥒💪😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Behind every strong, independent woman… is a dog that follows her to the bathroom. I hate that I present as an independent woman who doesn’t need any help. It’s a facade. Help me. I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in? Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big. Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.