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I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled,” and walk away.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

Posted onMar 30, 2026

The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

I need a leaf blower, but for people.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

I’m a strong, independent woman, but like, against my will.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

To bed then. To bed with you! Guards, take him to my bed!

Posted onMar 29, 2026

There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

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