I’m at an age where I don’t have to go anywhere and I still have jet lag. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Who needs a plane ticket when you can just wake up tired? βοΈπ΄π Related funny posts π€ I donβt know if Iβm still tired or already tired. Wake me up when I’m rich! I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired. I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors. Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.