Commentary:
Jet skis: the secret ingredient to instant happiness—who knew? 😂🌊💸
Funny jet quotes
Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.
Commentary:
"Ah yes, saving the planet, one yoghurt lid at a time while Venice gets its own airport! 🌍✈️😂"
I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.
Commentary:
"Brace yourselves, folks, for the newest hit single from the world-renowned artist Taylor Slow 🛩️🐢. Who needs a private jet when you can take things slow and steady, right? 😉 #LifeintheSlowLane"
“Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself?
Commentary:
"Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet… sounds like a real whirlwind of a story! 🚿💦 Just when you think you've got a grip on life, it all washes away… Sure, go ahead and spill the sudsy details about yourself! 🤣🛁 #ShowerThoughts"
I’m at an age where I don’t have to go anywhere and I still have jet lag.
Commentary:
Who needs a plane ticket when you can just wake up tired? ✈️😴🌍