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Hey, I’ve been thinking, and I think you should think for me.

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It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

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I handed in my exam blank so that the teacher has more time to celebrate Christmas with her family.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

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Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

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Having a girlfriend who doesn’t post herself on social media is an underrated blessing.

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The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

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I’m sick of living through history!

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Dating someone from Twitter is like choosing your spouse from a mental hospital.

27 shares on Threads this month:

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

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Does anyone know if it’s possible to buy the transcripts of audiobooks? Thanks!

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I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

15 shares on YouTube this month:

Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

42 shares on Slack this month:

I’m afraid that AI will quickly realize that the biggest problem on Earth is humans – and then solve the problem.

66 shares on YouTube this month:

Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family.

42 shares on TikTok this month:

I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using ChatGPT for anything.

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Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man.

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Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

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I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

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Hobbies include being misunderstood.

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You can fake an American accent all you want, but “literally” will expose you.

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The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

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I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

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Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.

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The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable.

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Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

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Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.

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Called in, “Let’s make this simple. What excuse haven’t I used yet?”

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Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

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Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

Just landed via Instagram:

As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.

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Gonna get my eye looked at today. Usually it’s the other way around.

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ASAP can also mean as slow as possible.

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It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.

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Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.

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Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

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Hey, I’ve been thinking, and I think you should think for me.

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I handed in my exam blank so that the teacher has more time to celebrate Christmas with her family.

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

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