I’m going to hell in every religion. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m going to hell in every religion. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon. I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me. Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell. I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears. Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.