Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.
  • I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.
  • Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
  • People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.
  • Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now.
  • Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!