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Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?

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A police lineup, but you have to recognize your dad’s sneeze.

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“How is the job search going?” First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know.

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Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you.

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I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

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Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

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“I’ll see” = not coming, never was coming, never even considered it.

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I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

12 shares on Slack this month:

“Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

83 shares on Slack this month:

We need a holiday at the end of every summer that honours all the women who wore sundresses.

80 shares on Discord this month:

Very disappointed by the symbolism of last night’s dream. Just really obvious, derivative stuff.

38 shares on Reddit this month:

Worrying is just worshipping the problem.

26 shares on Instagram this month:

You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

57 shares on Twitch this month:

Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.

48 shares on TikTok this month:

According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

48 shares on TikTok this month:

If she says “it’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

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Losing and then immediately gaining weight is my superpower.

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The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

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“I’m basically the human version of finding $20 in old jeans.”

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Think that’s enough todaying for today.

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They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

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You didn’t lock in hard enough if you’re not feeling asexual.

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I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

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Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

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Your phone is a casino designed to steal your time.

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Good morning. Does anyone know what is right and what is wrong?

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Man, these end times are taking forever.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey.

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Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

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You’ll never realize how crazy you really are until you fall in love.

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Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

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Girls actually do love nice guys. It’s just that you’re not as nice a guy as you think you are…

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The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.

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Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

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My ex was like “I know a spot,” then took me to the lowest point in my life.

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I’m going to hell in every religion.

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