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β€œI asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I think God was high when he made me.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

Posted onMay 27, 2026

You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

That β€œso we done?” be saving the relationship every time.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I love being a pretty woman because it widens the threshold for cringe-worthy things I can say.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I’m at a point in life where I’m just at a point.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name, and she just said, “Two of everything, darling.” Iconic!

Posted onMay 27, 2026

There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I wouldn’t walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

Posted onMay 27, 2026May 27, 2026

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

Posted onMay 27, 2026

It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I think you misunderstood – when I said, β€œLet me look into it,” that meant, β€œI don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

Posted onMay 27, 2026

The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

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