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When artificial intelligence and mom intelligence collide… trust me, mom wins every time! 🤖👩👧✋
139 Funny humor quote quotes
I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.
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Eating is my top skill on LinkedIn 😋🥐📅
Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.
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When your dance moves become less "mystic mambo" and more "ordinary oops" 💃🤔😆
80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.
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Well, I guess this is the ultimate problem of future me! 🤔💀🤣
They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.
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When I get up, my body sounds like a bowl of Rice Krispies! 🍚😆🔊
I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.
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Behind every perfect photo is a pile of laundry and a million sticky notes reminding me that adulthood is a contact sport 🧺📸😂
I think God was high when he made me.
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Sounds like the divine was feeling extra creative that day! 🌈😂✨
You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.
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Time travel in progress—Catch me stuck in Tuesday! 🚀⏳😅
There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!
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Just when I thought I captured my good side, my camera said, "Plot twist!" 📸🤪
Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”
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When "hahaha" becomes your personal cupid repellent 😂💌