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For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

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“I” before “E,” except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from weird, feisty, caffeinated weightlifters.

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Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

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I need a day off from myself.

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Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

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If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.

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Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

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Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

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Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

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Ah, summer. When my non-consensual relationship with mosquitoes begins.