Commentary:
When you're practically a historian on wheels! 🕵️♂️🚴♂️📜
Funny build quotes
They should build a separate grocery store for people who have actually purchased food before, know how to push a cart, and possess at least an ounce of spatial awareness.
Commentary:
Finally, a place where cart collisions aren't the most intense sport! 🛒🤹♂️ #SpatialAwarenessSuperMarket
Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.
Commentary:
Count me in! I’ll bring snacks and a flashlight for authentic fort vibes 🏰🌯🔦
I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?
Commentary:
Arrr matey, I'm in! Just as long as there's WiFi on the ship for posting selfies with the kraken 📱🌊🦑
I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?
Commentary:
"Next time someone asks me if I can cook, I'm bringing blueprints to the date. 🏡👷♀️🍳"
Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.
Commentary:
"Guess we're lucky if we get a text back without needing a whole search party! 🏰🕵️♂️📱😂"
Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.
Commentary:
Looks like this boyfriend doesn't just avoid networking events, but even digital connections! 🙅♂️ If he can't commit to accepting a LinkedIn request, will he ever commit to relationship goals? 🤔 Perhaps he's still figuring out if he wants to 'network' exclusively with you! 😆 #NetworkingRelationships