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"Friends who build pillow forts together, stay together 🏰😂🛌"
49 Funny invitation quotes
If you want to hang out with me, all you have to do is ask, and I’ll say no.
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Sure, I'll hang out… right after my imaginary pet unicorn learns to fly! 🦄✨
Do you want to sit on the porch with me until we die or not?
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Counting on this porch to have Wi-Fi and snacks. 😂🍿📶
I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.
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"Totally saving money… unless we're spending it on epic weekend adventures! 🌞💸😂"
Don’t invite me if there’s nowhere to sit down.
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Ready to party… from the comfort of my favorite chair! 🪑😄
Everyone quit your job and meet me in the park.
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I'll be the one with the dream job application in one hand and a frisbee in the other.
Sure, you can invite more people to the plans we made 2 months ago. The more, the merrier. Also, I’m not going now.
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Sounds like our plans are getting a party upgrade! Too bad I'm switching to ghost mode 👻🎉
Jesus invited prostitutes to dinner and was praised for compassion. I do it, and suddenly I ‘made Christmas awkward.’
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Guess I won't be playing Santa at the next family gathering! 🎅🍽️🙈
Biting the heads off all these gingerbread men if you wanna swing by.
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Just here showing these gingerbread men who the real cookie boss is 🍪👑😂
Don’t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.
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Counting sheep and doing nothing takes planning! 🐑📅 Let me pencil that in! 😆