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- Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person.
- That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.
- My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home.
- The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home.
- I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.