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I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

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"Technically, I'm just 'homeless' – no 'm' involved! 🏠➖🧑‍🚫 Now accepting applications for a new 'ome' 😉 #WordplayWednesday"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged homeless, humor, irony, joke, language, wit, wordplay on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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