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  • Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.
  • I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.
  • A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’
  • Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.
  • We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.
  • I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.