I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’. Posted onSep 22, 2023Oct 7, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person. That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home. My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home. The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home. I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.