Iβm no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations. Commentary:"At least you don't have to deal with dragons or jewelry issues! π§ββοΈπ₯ππ" Related Funny Posts π€ Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo. I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations. I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles. Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors. I wouldnβt walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more.