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I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

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There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

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I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.

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When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.

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Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

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Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

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You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

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Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

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I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

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I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.