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If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

Commentary:
"Flirting level: crow! 🌟 Who needs jewelry when you can impress with all things shiny and sparkly? Just imagine the magpie envy 😂🦅 #BirdRomance"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged affection, both, bring, crows, gift, humor, ID, love, relationship, shiny, shiny thing, thing, things on May 26, 2026 by slickboy.

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