Trendy Funny Quotes

  • “I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?
  • Changing your mind is an underrated activity.
  • Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?
  • A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.
  • Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.
  • Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?