17 Funny rejection quotes

2 weeks ago
View →: My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.
2 weeks ago
View →: I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back.
1 month ago
View →: They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.
1 month ago
View →: Stop worrying if people like you. They don’t.
1 month ago
View →: Nobody is busier than a woman who isn’t into you.
4 months ago
View →: You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.
4 months ago
View →: Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.
4 months ago
View →: Nothing says “not interested” quite like a Restraining Order.
5 months ago
View →: Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.
5 months ago
View →: A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.
5 months ago
View →: If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.
5 months ago
View →: My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.
5 months ago
View →: I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.
5 months ago
View →: I’m not even a 2nd choice, I’m like an 8th choice, sometimes a 10th.
5 months ago
View →: When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.
5 months ago
View →: Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.
5 months ago
View →: Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

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