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Sure, I'll hang out… right after my imaginary pet unicorn learns to fly! 🦄✨
35 Funny rejection quotes
Telling men I have a boyfriend doesn’t chase them away anymore, so I’ve started telling them I have a child.
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That moment when kids become the ultimate superhero sidekicks to ward off unwanted attention 😂🦸♀️👶
I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate.
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When I open my DMs and see all the messages, I put on my best Sherlock Holmes hat and solve the mystery: case closed, wrong number 😂🔍📵
Women don’t like me, so I’m going to spend all my money on a jacket.
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Investing in a jacket like it's the stock market of love! 💸🧥😂
I tried selling my soul to the devil, and he said no.
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Even the devil knows he's got enough paperwork 😂👹📄
Me: Hello, darkness, my old friend. Darkness: I have a boyfriend.
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When even darkness is taken, it's time to work on your glow-up! 🌟😂
Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel.
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When life gives you lemons, just make sure they're free-range, non-GMO, ethically sourced friendship lemons. 🍋😂
Mixed signals mean they don’t like you like that. It’s that simple.
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Reading mixed signals is like trying to do a jigsaw puzzle with pieces from different boxes! 🤨🧩🚦
Girl, he’s nonchalant because he doesn’t like you. He’s definitely chalanting somewhere else.
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Looks like he's taking his chalanting skills on a world tour without you! 🌍🚶♂️🎟️
“I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.
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When artificial intelligence and mom intelligence collide… trust me, mom wins every time! 🤖👩👧✋