I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look. Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs a church when you've got a magician in the house? I wouldn't mind a taste of that 'holy' water myself!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls? Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay? I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists. Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same. I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus.
