I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look. Posted onJan 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs a church when you've got a magician in the house? I wouldn't mind a taste of that 'holy' water myself!" Related funny posts 😂 Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay? A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices. This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water. Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom. They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.