I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs a church when you've got a magician in the house? I wouldn't mind a taste of that 'holy' water myself!" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls? I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists. So, does anyone know how to end mass religious psychosis, or is it just a thing now until we slowly die off from climate-induced disasters? Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same. If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too.