Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.
  • I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles.
  • I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.
  • I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.
  • “Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.
  • I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.