I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay? Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same. I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists. They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water. The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.
