I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.
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"Who needs a church when you've got a magician in the house? I wouldn't mind a taste of that 'holy' water myself!"

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