Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.

Posted on by slickboy in Funny Quotes
Clever and funny quote contrasting Jesus and a humorous food-related twist.
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"Jesus turned water into wine 🍷, but I turn food into fertilizer πŸ’©. Guess you could say I have a different kind of magic touch πŸ˜…πŸŒ± #NotExactlyAMiracleWorker"

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