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Jesus turns water into wine, and everybody goes crazy. Cows turn grass into milk, and nobody bats an eye.

May 18, 2026

The miracle of DoorDash is that I just pick up my phone, punch a few things into it, and within half an hour I have, at my door, a $52 salad.

Apr 1, 2026

Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.

Mar 31, 2026

Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

Mar 29, 2026

“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

Mar 29, 2026

I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

Mar 28, 2026

I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

Mar 28, 2026

The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up.

Mar 25, 2026